are some of my favorite quotes and sayings that I've heard over the years. I'll try to
credit them if I can, but I regret that I can't remember who said EVERYTHING I've ever
"I'm pumped! Let's let the healing
begin...!" -Good Will Hunting
"Mama always says, sometimes it be's
dat way..." -Dave Broussard
"Damn, I got tucked!" -Dave
"This world is filled with people who love to talk even though they have nothing
to say..." -Rik Thibodeau
"Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well...sometimes the bar eats
you..." -The Big Lebowski
"Ah...yeah...did you get that memo?" -1LT Kevin Kuss
"They told me it couldn't be done...but I put mistletoe under my belt and did it
"Illigetemi Non Carburundum" -Latin for "Don't let the
bastards grind you down".
"Unexpected travel plans are like dancing lessons from God." -Kurt
"I ain't got time to bleed!" -Jesse Ventura
"If you are not criticized, you might not be doing much" -Donald
"If a problem has no solution, it may not be a problem, but a fact - not to be
solved, but to be coped with over time." -Shimon Peres
"She blew my nose and then she blew my mind..." -Mick Jagger,
from "HonkyTonk Woman"
"Time is a train, it
makes the future the past...leaves you standing at the station, your face pressed up
against the glass..." -U2, from "Zoo Station"
"At a theater near you!!" -A young Rik Thibodeau, after being
asked by Dad where the movie he wanted to see was playing.
"Damn Baby, why you gotta waste my flave?!" -Kenny in Can't
"The reward for
conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself." -Rita Mae
"People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have"
"The first step to
getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want" -Ben
"God answers all the prayers. Sometimes He answers 'yes', sometimes He answers
'no', and sometimes the answer is 'you gotta be kidding'." -Jimmy Carter
"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the - if he - if 'is'
means is and never has been, that is not - that is one thing. If it means there is none,
that was a completely true statement." -Bill Clinton
"Wait for it..." -Unknown
"The streets are safe
in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe." -Philadelphia
mayor Frank Rizzo
"Outside of the
killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." -Washington,
DC mayor Marion Barry
"We're just a real
heckle and jeckle team..." -New England Patriots linebacker Chris
Slade, addressing his team's up and down play. Presumably, he meant to say "Jeckyl
and Hyde" team.
"Smoking kills. And if
you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke
"It's fitting that we
pay tribute to Abraham Lincoln, who was born in a log cabin that he built with his own two
hands." -Pennsylvania Rep. Dan Flood
"I can't really
remember the names of the clubs that we went to." -Shaquille O'Neill,
after being asked if he had visited the Parthenon during a trip to Greece.
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