Another funny Montreal memory. Those who have seen and enjoyed the movie "Tommy Boy" with Chris Farley (God rest his soul...) will understand this one...

Back home, it's sort of a rite of passage for some people to take a trip to Montreal and visit St Catherine's Street, which is notorious for it's strip clubs. I had never made the trip myself, but I knew the reputation well, as there are A LOT of French Canadians in my hometown. So on one trip, I was driving up with Dave Broussard. As we went through the border crossing, the border guard asked the standard question - "What's the nature of your visit to Canada?", to which we usually just reply, "Just visiting Montreal for a couple days for fun.". She waves us through and Dave says, "What's the nature of your visit to Canada?" then answers his own question with "WHORES!". We still laugh about it to this day...

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